I Got Married At McDonalds!!!!!!!!

Hmmmmmm I wonder whose catering this wedding? Have you had the Big Mac buffet? Be sure to try the fries fountain.

Why are you having your wedding at McDonalds? Is this were you met? Had your first date? Did it for the first time on their sticky bathroom floors? WHY????

Also way to dress up for the occasion. I guess you didn't want to spill secret sauce all over a nice new wedding dress.

I just hope the vows weren't exchanged with a "Ba Da Ba Bop Ba........ I do".


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I <3 The 80's

Good lord that is a lot of hair metal bands on your back. I wonder how the tattoo artist kept a straight face for any of these. Maybe one or two bands would be alright, but did you have to add every band that had a monster ballad?

And does that say House of Pain on top? So you enjoy hair rock and only one early 90's rap group?

That is also one of the saddest tattoo's of what seems to be Randy Rhoads. I can only imagine that the front of him is covered in tattoo's of monster trucks and Bud Light logo's.

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Top 5 Worst Album Covers Ever

#5 Devastatin' Dave

Oh 80's Rap, How could we ever forget you? Strangely enough this is not far off from Kanye West's fashion sense. I only wonder if anyone recognizes him at the local high school were he is now a janitor. I guess now he is just Devastated Dave.


#4 The Faith Tones

At first I couldn't believe my eye's when I saw this one. Of course after a quick Google I realized that the Astroglide part was a clever touch by some Photoshopper. Regardless, this still stands as an awful album cover. "Jesus Use Me"???? What a ridiculous title. Trust me, just like every other man on the planet, Jesus wants nothing to do with you three.


#3 Tino

I wonder if the phrase "Twink" was around when this album came out. Perhaps "Twink" became slang as soon as this record dropped. Or maybe this album is the inspiration for every creepy underage looking American Appeal ad. Either way its just creepy. I bet it's on heavy rotation in every record player of grown men that love small boys.


#2 Chicken Coupe De Ville

Featuring smash hits? Who are you kidding? If by smash hits you mean someone other than your Grandpappy Earl Bucky Jr. has heard the song, than yes I believe you have a hit song. But if you use the Billboard charts to define smash hit, than no, no hits here. I do however want to hear the track "I Seen Her First". I imagine its a poetic love song about calling dibs on your cousin.


#1 Millie Jackson

I hope whoever came up with this album concept was instantly fired. Who thought it was a good idea to get Millie on the can squeezing one out? As if that wasn't a bad enough idea, they had to up the ante by making it look like the biggest crap of her life. Look at her face. She is doing everything in her power to get those bowels moving. It's so bad she needed to take off a shoe just to get something to squeeze on.

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Facebook Got Me Fired!

Did you forget you and your boss were friends on Facebook?

Why do people still think they are anonymous on the Internet? Never, but never write something about your job online. Even if you weren't stupid enough to have your boss on Facebook, a quick Google search by them would probably come up with this status, especially since I imagine this person wasn't smart enough to know about privacy settings.

Remember people, social networking can get you jobs, but it can also lose you jobs!

What a moron.

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Big Mac's Vs. Big Kids

If you rent out billboards on top of each other eventually you will get a contradicting message.

Obviously the woman on the bottom does in fact take child obesity lightly since she is parading around with bags full of wonderful, delicious McDonald's. Honestly I can't blame her. Looking at these two ads side by side and I gotta say I want McDonald's too.

I guess the score is officially McDonald's 1, child obesity 0. Sorry fat kids everywhere, you lose again.

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Piercings Guaranteed To Scare Pesky Children

I get it, you want to be an individual and not look like everybody else right? But when did looking like an individual mean you had to look like a demon?

I would love to be a fly on the wall for every job interview this man has gone for.

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Top 5 Worst Product Names

#5 Krack Nuggets

Lays Potato Chips may have the phrase "Betcha can't eat one", but Krack Nuggets mean it. These nuggets are addictive and have inner city kids everywhere hocking grandma's jewelery just for their next hit.


#4 Pee Cola

You can never be mature enough to not laugh at something called Pee Cola. Go ahead and try. Luckily it is cola colored and not yellow cause I think that would turn anyone off.


#3 Pet Sweat Water

Sometimes things are lost in translation. At least I hope they are lost in translation. Of course I can't for the life of me think what the actual product would be called in its native tongue. Maybe "thirsty as a dog"? Is that even a saying? Maybe it really is high end bottled dog sweat.


#2 Wack Off Insect Repellent

Usually when a gel comes in a bottle called Wack Off you don't think of insect repellent. However, this is used by the armed forces to ward off pesky tropical bugs. Of course no one can figure out why they have mosquito bites all over their bodies except for their penises. We have our top minds trying to figure that one out.


#1 ShitBegone

Could you come up with any more of a literal name for your product? I guess the people down at ShitBegone really do call a spade a spade. I just hope this product takes off so they can expand their product line. How about VaginaDam for their tampon line or SpermStopper for condoms?


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