Man Eats 25,000 Big Mac's

Well, not at the same time, but a 58 Wisconsin resident recently ate his 25,000th Big Mac over a span of 39 years.

The most amazing part is that he is surprisingly not 500 pounds and dead. While I love Big Mac's as much as the next person, eating 25,000 of them seems like the stupidest idea in the world and I'm amazed he has no health problems as a result. Sometimes he would eat 9 a day. 9 A DAY!!!!!! Who thought that was a good idea.

OK, let's break it down:

Each Big Mac contains 540 calories, 29 grams of fat, 24 grams of sugar and 1020 milligrams of salt.

So if we do the math:

That's 13,500,000 calories. That's right 13.5 MILLION CALORIES!!! Or the equivalent of 14.8 YEARS worth of calories if your daily intake is 2,500 calories.

As for fat, that's 725,000 grams of fat or 1598 pounds or 3/4 of a TONS!!! I know elevators that would buckle under the weight of the fat alone!

600,000 grams of sugar, which is over 1,322 pounds of sugar or 34 pounds of sugar a year. The average American consumes almost 40 pounds of sugar a year and this guy almost hit that target on Big Mac's alone!

25,500,000 milligrams of salt equals out to just over 56 pounds, that's a lot of salt.

No matter how you break it down, this guy should be long dead, but somehow keeps on going. Take that Morgan Spurlock!

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE??????????????

I Got Married At McDonalds!!!!!!!!

Hmmmmmm I wonder whose catering this wedding? Have you had the Big Mac buffet? Be sure to try the fries fountain.

Why are you having your wedding at McDonalds? Is this were you met? Had your first date? Did it for the first time on their sticky bathroom floors? WHY????

Also way to dress up for the occasion. I guess you didn't want to spill secret sauce all over a nice new wedding dress.

I just hope the vows weren't exchanged with a "Ba Da Ba Bop Ba........ I do".


SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE????????

Big Mac's Vs. Big Kids

If you rent out billboards on top of each other eventually you will get a contradicting message.

Obviously the woman on the bottom does in fact take child obesity lightly since she is parading around with bags full of wonderful, delicious McDonald's. Honestly I can't blame her. Looking at these two ads side by side and I gotta say I want McDonald's too.

I guess the score is officially McDonald's 1, child obesity 0. Sorry fat kids everywhere, you lose again.

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE?????????