Happy Mothers Day

I could go without thinking about my mother and dildo's, but I guess roses are so 2009!

What sick depraved lunatic came up with this sign? Why would you be thinking of sex toys on mothers day?

A special thanks to the fine people of Adult World.

I would write more, but I need to shower to get this filth off of me.

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE???????

Free Candy!!!!!

Free candy? Why not just write beware: child rapist on board?

Does anyone else find a problem with a grown man driving around in a large van marked with free candy? I bet you can find him lurking around elementary schools across the nation.

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE??????

Big Mac's Vs. Big Kids

If you rent out billboards on top of each other eventually you will get a contradicting message.

Obviously the woman on the bottom does in fact take child obesity lightly since she is parading around with bags full of wonderful, delicious McDonald's. Honestly I can't blame her. Looking at these two ads side by side and I gotta say I want McDonald's too.

I guess the score is officially McDonald's 1, child obesity 0. Sorry fat kids everywhere, you lose again.

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE?????????

Global Warmer

This is a pic I found on my computer that I took over the summer.

First off are you that much of a douche that you bought a gas guzzler and decided to get a vanity plate that reads GLBLWRMR or are you just ignorant of climate change as a whole?

Why not just buy a t-shirt with the word "asshole" printed across the front?

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE???????

Worst Resturant Sign

There is absolutely nothing appetizing about this sign. I only hope some pissed off employee making minimum wage somehow passed this message by their manager. However, I imagine that some grade A moron failed to see any connection between balls and seaman. Also, how did they get the name "Crabby Dick's"? Perhaps a sailor who dipped his balls in too much seaman contracted a bad case of the crabs?

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE???????

Beware of Hitchhikers In Orange Jumpsuits

First off, do you really need a sign for this? I think it should be a general rule of thumb not to pick up hitchhikers wearing orange jumpsuits anywhere near a prison.

Second of all, who put the bullet holes in the sign? I imagine it was the government cause nothing is scarier than a sign warning you not to pick up inmates thats riddled with bullet holes.

Bullet Holes means its serious!

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE?????????

$200 Fine For Dying

If the risk of death isn't enough of a deterrent for not touching the wires, I doubt the additional $200 fine will be.

Maybe people just don't take the words "instant death" as seriously as they used to and after several morons touched the wires, the Newcastle Tramway Authority decided the threat of $200 would be the perfect amount of incentive.

Also if the authorities do find your corpse are they just going to hope you have at least $200 in your wallet or will they just forward a bill to your next of kin?

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE??????