Showing posts with label stupid newspaper headlines. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stupid newspaper headlines. Show all posts

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Wales Man Try's Boarding Train With.......A PONY!!!



Sorry folks, it's been awhile, but I'll try to be more regular with the postings!

Here's one that seems so ridiculously preposterous it can't be true........But it is.

Apparently some moron in Wales tried boarding a train with HIS PONY! When confronted by the conductor an argument ensued as he could not for the life of him figure out why they didn't want his pony boarding the train. While most people with an IQ of over 60 would have just called it a day, the man figured out what he THOUGHT the problem was and decided to buy his traveling buddy a ticket.

Needless to say he was refused!

Buddy must have been confused when people talk about trains and horsepower!

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE???????????

Monday, December 14, 2009

Attention Utah - Stop Drinking Poison


People of Utah, do you really need a newspaper reminder not to drink poison? Clearly this is something you should already know. Is Utah the poison capital of America or something?

Some of the finer points discussed in this article include "never refer to medicine as candy". Who is referring to their meds as candy? That is just bad parenting. I have an idea, lets associate potentially harming medications as something fun and delicious that children cannot resist like candy. While you're at it why not refer to drain cleaner as candy.

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE????????