Man Eats 25,000 Big Mac's

Well, not at the same time, but a 58 Wisconsin resident recently ate his 25,000th Big Mac over a span of 39 years.

The most amazing part is that he is surprisingly not 500 pounds and dead. While I love Big Mac's as much as the next person, eating 25,000 of them seems like the stupidest idea in the world and I'm amazed he has no health problems as a result. Sometimes he would eat 9 a day. 9 A DAY!!!!!! Who thought that was a good idea.

OK, let's break it down:

Each Big Mac contains 540 calories, 29 grams of fat, 24 grams of sugar and 1020 milligrams of salt.

So if we do the math:

That's 13,500,000 calories. That's right 13.5 MILLION CALORIES!!! Or the equivalent of 14.8 YEARS worth of calories if your daily intake is 2,500 calories.

As for fat, that's 725,000 grams of fat or 1598 pounds or 3/4 of a TONS!!! I know elevators that would buckle under the weight of the fat alone!

600,000 grams of sugar, which is over 1,322 pounds of sugar or 34 pounds of sugar a year. The average American consumes almost 40 pounds of sugar a year and this guy almost hit that target on Big Mac's alone!

25,500,000 milligrams of salt equals out to just over 56 pounds, that's a lot of salt.

No matter how you break it down, this guy should be long dead, but somehow keeps on going. Take that Morgan Spurlock!

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE??????????????

Wales Man Try's Boarding Train With.......A PONY!!!

Sorry folks, it's been awhile, but I'll try to be more regular with the postings!

Here's one that seems so ridiculously preposterous it can't be true........But it is.

Apparently some moron in Wales tried boarding a train with HIS PONY! When confronted by the conductor an argument ensued as he could not for the life of him figure out why they didn't want his pony boarding the train. While most people with an IQ of over 60 would have just called it a day, the man figured out what he THOUGHT the problem was and decided to buy his traveling buddy a ticket.

Needless to say he was refused!

Buddy must have been confused when people talk about trains and horsepower!

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE???????????

Free Candy!!!!!

Free candy? Why not just write beware: child rapist on board?

Does anyone else find a problem with a grown man driving around in a large van marked with free candy? I bet you can find him lurking around elementary schools across the nation.

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE??????

Attention Utah - Stop Drinking Poison

People of Utah, do you really need a newspaper reminder not to drink poison? Clearly this is something you should already know. Is Utah the poison capital of America or something?

Some of the finer points discussed in this article include "never refer to medicine as candy". Who is referring to their meds as candy? That is just bad parenting. I have an idea, lets associate potentially harming medications as something fun and delicious that children cannot resist like candy. While you're at it why not refer to drain cleaner as candy.

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE????????

I Got Married At McDonalds!!!!!!!!

Hmmmmmm I wonder whose catering this wedding? Have you had the Big Mac buffet? Be sure to try the fries fountain.

Why are you having your wedding at McDonalds? Is this were you met? Had your first date? Did it for the first time on their sticky bathroom floors? WHY????

Also way to dress up for the occasion. I guess you didn't want to spill secret sauce all over a nice new wedding dress.

I just hope the vows weren't exchanged with a "Ba Da Ba Bop Ba........ I do".


SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE????????

I <3 The 80's

Good lord that is a lot of hair metal bands on your back. I wonder how the tattoo artist kept a straight face for any of these. Maybe one or two bands would be alright, but did you have to add every band that had a monster ballad?

And does that say House of Pain on top? So you enjoy hair rock and only one early 90's rap group?

That is also one of the saddest tattoo's of what seems to be Randy Rhoads. I can only imagine that the front of him is covered in tattoo's of monster trucks and Bud Light logo's.

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE?????????

Facebook Got Me Fired!

Did you forget you and your boss were friends on Facebook?

Why do people still think they are anonymous on the Internet? Never, but never write something about your job online. Even if you weren't stupid enough to have your boss on Facebook, a quick Google search by them would probably come up with this status, especially since I imagine this person wasn't smart enough to know about privacy settings.

Remember people, social networking can get you jobs, but it can also lose you jobs!

What a moron.

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE??????????

Piercings Guaranteed To Scare Pesky Children

I get it, you want to be an individual and not look like everybody else right? But when did looking like an individual mean you had to look like a demon?

I would love to be a fly on the wall for every job interview this man has gone for.

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE?????????

There Is No T In Extreme

Newsflash: People who are actually extreme don't need to advertise it in a giant tattoo splattered across their chest.

As well, those who feel they need to boast just how extreme they are have the intelligence and basic grasp of the English language to properly spell extreme. Yes sir, you are in fact missing a T!!!

Just so you are clear, if you are in the market for a second tattoo the correct spelling should be D-O-U-C-H-E.

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE?????????

Stupid Facebook Status's And Their Owners

So your ex-girlfriend calls you out for being a 26 year old loser with no job and a stupid goatee and instead of defending your position in life, you call her out on making fun of your stylized facial hair?

Are you fine with the fact that you are an unemployed loser? I guess so. Just as long as people appreciate the time you spend grooming the perfect goatee.

As a sidebar, how does an unemployed loser with chiseled facial hair get two girls to bust out into a catfight on a Facebook status?

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE???????

Global Warmer

This is a pic I found on my computer that I took over the summer.

First off are you that much of a douche that you bought a gas guzzler and decided to get a vanity plate that reads GLBLWRMR or are you just ignorant of climate change as a whole?

Why not just buy a t-shirt with the word "asshole" printed across the front?

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE???????

Courtney, Country and Star Wars

I can only imagine what was going through this douches head as he was getting ready to get inked.

"If this is permanent, I better get something that matters to me the most."

And what does he end up with? His 3 most favorite things in the world. 1 his daughter, 2 his country and 3 Star Wars.

Star Wars?????? Are you kidding me? How do you tattoo your daughters name in cute little children's blocks above the Death Star? THE DEATH STAR?!?!?!?! And how does lil' Courtney feel that her name is attached to this project? On the bright side at least she ranks above Star Wars. The only thing that would have made this sadder is if Star Wars outranked her. And does anyone else notice that Courtney is rather close to country? Real imaginative buddy. I hope the good old USA and Courtney are real proud of you.

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE???????

$200 Fine For Dying

If the risk of death isn't enough of a deterrent for not touching the wires, I doubt the additional $200 fine will be.

Maybe people just don't take the words "instant death" as seriously as they used to and after several morons touched the wires, the Newcastle Tramway Authority decided the threat of $200 would be the perfect amount of incentive.

Also if the authorities do find your corpse are they just going to hope you have at least $200 in your wallet or will they just forward a bill to your next of kin?

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE??????

Mr. Cool Ice

What can you even say about Mr. Cool Ice? Perhaps, is it really necessary to tattoo your lame nickname in at least 6 spots that I can see? God knows how many additional times Mr. Cool Ice appears on his back or anywhere else we can't see.

My other question is what happens when Mr. Cool Ice tries picking up a girl? Even if he somehow lures some drunk co-ed back to his place, how does she take him seriously once he takes of his shirt to reveal his "epic" ink? I don't think there is enough Gin and Soda in this world to ignore all those tatt's.

And what's with the skeleton in the middle? Is it doing a Macaulay Culkin impression from home alone? This has to be the least intimidating skeleton I have ever seen.

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE????????