Help I Have A Pickle Up My Ass!

I guess this guy got sick and tired of his friends asking him "what crawled up your ass?" Now everybody knows he has a pickle up his butt.

What better way to tell everyone you know that you are a real stickler than this tattoo?

At least he has a sense of humor about his anal retentive behaviour.

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE???????

There Is No T In Extreme

Newsflash: People who are actually extreme don't need to advertise it in a giant tattoo splattered across their chest.

As well, those who feel they need to boast just how extreme they are have the intelligence and basic grasp of the English language to properly spell extreme. Yes sir, you are in fact missing a T!!!

Just so you are clear, if you are in the market for a second tattoo the correct spelling should be D-O-U-C-H-E.

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE?????????

Courtney, Country and Star Wars

I can only imagine what was going through this douches head as he was getting ready to get inked.

"If this is permanent, I better get something that matters to me the most."

And what does he end up with? His 3 most favorite things in the world. 1 his daughter, 2 his country and 3 Star Wars.

Star Wars?????? Are you kidding me? How do you tattoo your daughters name in cute little children's blocks above the Death Star? THE DEATH STAR?!?!?!?! And how does lil' Courtney feel that her name is attached to this project? On the bright side at least she ranks above Star Wars. The only thing that would have made this sadder is if Star Wars outranked her. And does anyone else notice that Courtney is rather close to country? Real imaginative buddy. I hope the good old USA and Courtney are real proud of you.

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE???????

Mr. Cool Ice

What can you even say about Mr. Cool Ice? Perhaps, is it really necessary to tattoo your lame nickname in at least 6 spots that I can see? God knows how many additional times Mr. Cool Ice appears on his back or anywhere else we can't see.

My other question is what happens when Mr. Cool Ice tries picking up a girl? Even if he somehow lures some drunk co-ed back to his place, how does she take him seriously once he takes of his shirt to reveal his "epic" ink? I don't think there is enough Gin and Soda in this world to ignore all those tatt's.

And what's with the skeleton in the middle? Is it doing a Macaulay Culkin impression from home alone? This has to be the least intimidating skeleton I have ever seen.

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE????????