Top 5 Worst Album Covers Ever

#5 Devastatin' Dave

Oh 80's Rap, How could we ever forget you? Strangely enough this is not far off from Kanye West's fashion sense. I only wonder if anyone recognizes him at the local high school were he is now a janitor. I guess now he is just Devastated Dave.


#4 The Faith Tones

At first I couldn't believe my eye's when I saw this one. Of course after a quick Google I realized that the Astroglide part was a clever touch by some Photoshopper. Regardless, this still stands as an awful album cover. "Jesus Use Me"???? What a ridiculous title. Trust me, just like every other man on the planet, Jesus wants nothing to do with you three.


#3 Tino

I wonder if the phrase "Twink" was around when this album came out. Perhaps "Twink" became slang as soon as this record dropped. Or maybe this album is the inspiration for every creepy underage looking American Appeal ad. Either way its just creepy. I bet it's on heavy rotation in every record player of grown men that love small boys.


#2 Chicken Coupe De Ville

Featuring smash hits? Who are you kidding? If by smash hits you mean someone other than your Grandpappy Earl Bucky Jr. has heard the song, than yes I believe you have a hit song. But if you use the Billboard charts to define smash hit, than no, no hits here. I do however want to hear the track "I Seen Her First". I imagine its a poetic love song about calling dibs on your cousin.


#1 Millie Jackson

I hope whoever came up with this album concept was instantly fired. Who thought it was a good idea to get Millie on the can squeezing one out? As if that wasn't a bad enough idea, they had to up the ante by making it look like the biggest crap of her life. Look at her face. She is doing everything in her power to get those bowels moving. It's so bad she needed to take off a shoe just to get something to squeeze on.

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE????????

Top 5 Worst Product Names

#5 Krack Nuggets

Lays Potato Chips may have the phrase "Betcha can't eat one", but Krack Nuggets mean it. These nuggets are addictive and have inner city kids everywhere hocking grandma's jewelery just for their next hit.


#4 Pee Cola

You can never be mature enough to not laugh at something called Pee Cola. Go ahead and try. Luckily it is cola colored and not yellow cause I think that would turn anyone off.


#3 Pet Sweat Water

Sometimes things are lost in translation. At least I hope they are lost in translation. Of course I can't for the life of me think what the actual product would be called in its native tongue. Maybe "thirsty as a dog"? Is that even a saying? Maybe it really is high end bottled dog sweat.


#2 Wack Off Insect Repellent

Usually when a gel comes in a bottle called Wack Off you don't think of insect repellent. However, this is used by the armed forces to ward off pesky tropical bugs. Of course no one can figure out why they have mosquito bites all over their bodies except for their penises. We have our top minds trying to figure that one out.


#1 ShitBegone

Could you come up with any more of a literal name for your product? I guess the people down at ShitBegone really do call a spade a spade. I just hope this product takes off so they can expand their product line. How about VaginaDam for their tampon line or SpermStopper for condoms?


SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE??????

Top 5 Worst Parents

Sorry everyone it has been a while since I've posted so I'll try and make it up to you with a top 5 list. This time its the top 5 worst parents.


#5 Get Daddy A Beer

So dad is too lazy to get himself a beer so he fetches his young son to go get one for him. Oh wait, daddy is also too lazy and/or drunk to consume the beer so it's no problem to have his son pour it into his mouth. NO WAIT THAT IS A PROBLEM. A BIG PROBLEM.

What the hell is wrong with you sir?

Speaking of hell, the icing on the cake is the cross hanging from the tyke's neck. I am sure this family has the highest respect at their local church!


#4 White Trash Babysitter

Got a hot date for the demolition derby? Taking the wifey out for an anniversary dinner to the monster truck rally? Brooks and Dunn in town? But oh no, the babysitter has been busted for smoking Meth again.

No worries. Just slap some duct tape over your little ones and they can't get into any mischief while you "go at it" in the back of your F-150. Just be sure you tape up their favorite stuffed animal beside them. You don't want that kid to cry. That would just make you awful parents!


#3 The MILF

They say if you got it, flaunt it. However, I don't believe the saying is true in front of your children. Yeah mom you may be hot, but your kid doesn't need to check out your butt in your sexiest pair of undies!

Also why do you not own any furniture other than a bed in your house? I guess this photo makes more sense if this is in fact a crack house or if mommy turns tricks for a living.

If this isn't traumatizing enough for the kid, just wait a few more years when he's destroyed because all his high school friends have banged his mom.


#2 Baby Stag

Look if you couldn't get a babysitter for your buddies stag party, maybe you should have invested in some duct tape and got yourself the ol' white trash babysitter.

The best is the woman in red in the back who is frowning on a girl earning her way through college by covering her breasts in whipped cream. Maybe she should focus her glare where it belongs......On the guy who brought a baby to watch strippers.


#1 The Marlboro Baby

Are babies faces usually this red or is it from drinking that tall boy in his hand? Since the kid is still in diapers, I imagine the logic is he might not be old enough to poop, but he's old enough for beers and smokes.

I believe this is what you call a white trash Bar Mitzvah! Your boy is now officially a man.

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE???????

Top 5 WORST Halloween Costumes

#5 Fat Venom

Should Spiderman still fear his nemesis Venom? Probably not, unless of course this is the result of Venom eating Spiderman.

Special note here people, one size fits all spandex Lycra........Not the most flattering of materials for a Halloween costume.


#4 Naked Spiderman

Of course Fat venom seems like the perfect nemesis for none other than NAKED SPIDERMAN! If you feel that spandex is just too much clothing and doesn't hug your bodies shape, why not just paint on your super hero costume? Is that spidey's spider sense tingling or is it just his balls freezing in the unforgiving Halloween wind?

Somebody out there sure is proud of their dad!


#3 Naked Family

Wow this won't be traumatizing for the children posing with their family here. Seriously, did no one see a problem with this family's costume choice? Was child services called, cause I'm sure they've been called for less. I just pray that this family doesn't parlay this photo into their Christmas cards. Oh grandma would be so proud!



#2 Lil' Terrorist

Awww children. So fragile and so innocent, until you strap a fake bomb and a shit eating grin on them. This can also be put onto a list of top 10 ways to get your child expelled from school.

There really is nothing I can say that you are not already thinking. For shame!


And the #1 Worst Halloween Costume Lil' Hitler

When a consenting adult wears a Hitler costume its politically incorrect, but when a child who doesn't know any better does it, its just plain wrong. Parents of Lil' Hitler have you lost your ever loving minds? If you want to ruin your childs life just tell them there is no Santa Claus or Easter Bunny. Do not and I repeat, do not dress them up like a man who is single handedly responsible for the deaths of 50-70 million people!

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE??????????