Top 5 WORST Halloween Costumes

#5 Fat Venom

Should Spiderman still fear his nemesis Venom? Probably not, unless of course this is the result of Venom eating Spiderman.

Special note here people, one size fits all spandex Lycra........Not the most flattering of materials for a Halloween costume.


#4 Naked Spiderman

Of course Fat venom seems like the perfect nemesis for none other than NAKED SPIDERMAN! If you feel that spandex is just too much clothing and doesn't hug your bodies shape, why not just paint on your super hero costume? Is that spidey's spider sense tingling or is it just his balls freezing in the unforgiving Halloween wind?

Somebody out there sure is proud of their dad!


#3 Naked Family

Wow this won't be traumatizing for the children posing with their family here. Seriously, did no one see a problem with this family's costume choice? Was child services called, cause I'm sure they've been called for less. I just pray that this family doesn't parlay this photo into their Christmas cards. Oh grandma would be so proud!



#2 Lil' Terrorist

Awww children. So fragile and so innocent, until you strap a fake bomb and a shit eating grin on them. This can also be put onto a list of top 10 ways to get your child expelled from school.

There really is nothing I can say that you are not already thinking. For shame!


And the #1 Worst Halloween Costume Lil' Hitler

When a consenting adult wears a Hitler costume its politically incorrect, but when a child who doesn't know any better does it, its just plain wrong. Parents of Lil' Hitler have you lost your ever loving minds? If you want to ruin your childs life just tell them there is no Santa Claus or Easter Bunny. Do not and I repeat, do not dress them up like a man who is single handedly responsible for the deaths of 50-70 million people!

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE??????????

Criminal Masterminds They Are Not!

"I have an idea. Lets rob the guy I think is sleeping with my girlfriend and we will use permanent marker on our face so no one can recognize us."

Really? Thats what you're going to do? Reallllllly?

What a couple of brain trusts! Not only does marker in no way hide who you are, but permanent marker isn't exactly the easiest thing in the world to wash off after you leave the scene of the crime.

The only alibi I can think of for these 2 was that they passed out early at a frat party and this was their punishment.

If you feel like reading about these idiots do so here.

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE???????

Beware of Hitchhikers In Orange Jumpsuits

First off, do you really need a sign for this? I think it should be a general rule of thumb not to pick up hitchhikers wearing orange jumpsuits anywhere near a prison.

Second of all, who put the bullet holes in the sign? I imagine it was the government cause nothing is scarier than a sign warning you not to pick up inmates thats riddled with bullet holes.

Bullet Holes means its serious!

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE?????????

Courtney, Country and Star Wars

I can only imagine what was going through this douches head as he was getting ready to get inked.

"If this is permanent, I better get something that matters to me the most."

And what does he end up with? His 3 most favorite things in the world. 1 his daughter, 2 his country and 3 Star Wars.

Star Wars?????? Are you kidding me? How do you tattoo your daughters name in cute little children's blocks above the Death Star? THE DEATH STAR?!?!?!?! And how does lil' Courtney feel that her name is attached to this project? On the bright side at least she ranks above Star Wars. The only thing that would have made this sadder is if Star Wars outranked her. And does anyone else notice that Courtney is rather close to country? Real imaginative buddy. I hope the good old USA and Courtney are real proud of you.

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE???????

$200 Fine For Dying

If the risk of death isn't enough of a deterrent for not touching the wires, I doubt the additional $200 fine will be.

Maybe people just don't take the words "instant death" as seriously as they used to and after several morons touched the wires, the Newcastle Tramway Authority decided the threat of $200 would be the perfect amount of incentive.

Also if the authorities do find your corpse are they just going to hope you have at least $200 in your wallet or will they just forward a bill to your next of kin?

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE??????

Mr. Cool Ice

What can you even say about Mr. Cool Ice? Perhaps, is it really necessary to tattoo your lame nickname in at least 6 spots that I can see? God knows how many additional times Mr. Cool Ice appears on his back or anywhere else we can't see.

My other question is what happens when Mr. Cool Ice tries picking up a girl? Even if he somehow lures some drunk co-ed back to his place, how does she take him seriously once he takes of his shirt to reveal his "epic" ink? I don't think there is enough Gin and Soda in this world to ignore all those tatt's.

And what's with the skeleton in the middle? Is it doing a Macaulay Culkin impression from home alone? This has to be the least intimidating skeleton I have ever seen.

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE????????