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Thursday, May 19, 2011
Well, not at the same time, but a 58 Wisconsin resident recently ate his 25,000th Big Mac over a span of 39 years.
The most amazing part is that he is surprisingly not 500 pounds and dead. While I love Big Mac's as much as the next person, eating 25,000 of them seems like the stupidest idea in the world and I'm amazed he has no health problems as a result. Sometimes he would eat 9 a day. 9 A DAY!!!!!! Who thought that was a good idea.
OK, let's break it down:
Each Big Mac contains 540 calories, 29 grams of fat, 24 grams of sugar and 1020 milligrams of salt.
So if we do the math:
That's 13,500,000 calories. That's right 13.5 MILLION CALORIES!!! Or the equivalent of 14.8 YEARS worth of calories if your daily intake is 2,500 calories.
As for fat, that's 725,000 grams of fat or 1598 pounds or 3/4 of a TONS!!! I know elevators that would buckle under the weight of the fat alone!
600,000 grams of sugar, which is over 1,322 pounds of sugar or 34 pounds of sugar a year. The average American consumes almost 40 pounds of sugar a year and this guy almost hit that target on Big Mac's alone!
25,500,000 milligrams of salt equals out to just over 56 pounds, that's a lot of salt.
No matter how you break it down, this guy should be long dead, but somehow keeps on going. Take that Morgan Spurlock!
SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE??????????????
Sorry folks, it's been awhile, but I'll try to be more regular with the postings!
Here's one that seems so ridiculously preposterous it can't be true........But it is.
Apparently some moron in Wales tried boarding a train with HIS PONY! When confronted by the conductor an argument ensued as he could not for the life of him figure out why they didn't want his pony boarding the train. While most people with an IQ of over 60 would have just called it a day, the man figured out what he THOUGHT the problem was and decided to buy his traveling buddy a ticket.
Needless to say he was refused!
Buddy must have been confused when people talk about trains and horsepower!
SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE???????????
Monday, May 10, 2010
I could go without thinking about my mother and dildo's, but I guess roses are so 2009!
What sick depraved lunatic came up with this sign? Why would you be thinking of sex toys on mothers day?
A special thanks to the fine people of Adult World.
I would write more, but I need to shower to get this filth off of me.
SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE???????
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Free candy? Why not just write beware: child rapist on board?
Does anyone else find a problem with a grown man driving around in a large van marked with free candy? I bet you can find him lurking around elementary schools across the nation.
SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE??????
I guess this guy got sick and tired of his friends asking him "what crawled up your ass?" Now everybody knows he has a pickle up his butt.
What better way to tell everyone you know that you are a real stickler than this tattoo?
At least he has a sense of humor about his anal retentive behaviour.
SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE???????
Monday, December 14, 2009
People of Utah, do you really need a newspaper reminder not to drink poison? Clearly this is something you should already know. Is Utah the poison capital of America or something?
Some of the finer points discussed in this article include "never refer to medicine as candy". Who is referring to their meds as candy? That is just bad parenting. I have an idea, lets associate potentially harming medications as something fun and delicious that children cannot resist like candy. While you're at it why not refer to drain cleaner as candy.
SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE????????