Facebook Got Me Fired!

Did you forget you and your boss were friends on Facebook?

Why do people still think they are anonymous on the Internet? Never, but never write something about your job online. Even if you weren't stupid enough to have your boss on Facebook, a quick Google search by them would probably come up with this status, especially since I imagine this person wasn't smart enough to know about privacy settings.

Remember people, social networking can get you jobs, but it can also lose you jobs!

What a moron.

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE??????????

Stupid Facebook Status's And Their Owners

So your ex-girlfriend calls you out for being a 26 year old loser with no job and a stupid goatee and instead of defending your position in life, you call her out on making fun of your stylized facial hair?

Are you fine with the fact that you are an unemployed loser? I guess so. Just as long as people appreciate the time you spend grooming the perfect goatee.

As a sidebar, how does an unemployed loser with chiseled facial hair get two girls to bust out into a catfight on a Facebook status?

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE???????