Criminal Masterminds They Are Not!

"I have an idea. Lets rob the guy I think is sleeping with my girlfriend and we will use permanent marker on our face so no one can recognize us."

Really? Thats what you're going to do? Reallllllly?

What a couple of brain trusts! Not only does marker in no way hide who you are, but permanent marker isn't exactly the easiest thing in the world to wash off after you leave the scene of the crime.

The only alibi I can think of for these 2 was that they passed out early at a frat party and this was their punishment.

If you feel like reading about these idiots do so here.

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE???????

Beware of Hitchhikers In Orange Jumpsuits

First off, do you really need a sign for this? I think it should be a general rule of thumb not to pick up hitchhikers wearing orange jumpsuits anywhere near a prison.

Second of all, who put the bullet holes in the sign? I imagine it was the government cause nothing is scarier than a sign warning you not to pick up inmates thats riddled with bullet holes.

Bullet Holes means its serious!

SERIOUSLY WTF PEOPLE?????????